A sincere thank you to the burglar who attempted to break in through our basement last night. What is your address? No silly criminal, not to return the favor, we want to add you to our Christmas card list! See, you found the one way to get our minds off of Sasha's heart surgery. A good ol' fashioned break in! Round of drinks for everyone!
But silly silly burglar, you might want to try a house that doesn't incase the following menagerie:
A fretful mother who is still awake at 2:00 a.m. An off duty NYPD cop with a loaded gun. And lastly, an alarm system.
Next time I will leave out a warm apple pie. Thank you for the much needed diversion.
4 comments:
Don't forget about about your BIG SCARY DOG!!
Not even the 3 lb cat is scared of him...
Why are we crashing up the dog? He had nothing to do with this.... Your going to give him a complex.
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